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just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.
Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers
by trrocks03 October 31, 2007
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Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.
Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.
by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009
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grump 'o' lantern

The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween
Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!
by frodo baggy sack November 7, 2009
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man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
by slimdick September 11, 2016
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Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.
The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.
by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020
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green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.
by lol pot April 25, 2005
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morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)
is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!
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