by whoamI May 24, 2012
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A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.
Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014
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by niggafagott November 30, 2019
Get the Asian Kevin mug.A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
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