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person 1there goes kevin
person 2 he a megafaggot
kevin by SaltyfaunYT November 20, 2018
Kevin is better then Noah. Kevin has a bigger dick and can get more girls then Noah. Kevin hates Noah because Noah thinks he’s all that
Kevin is better
Kevin by He’s ugly November 24, 2018
Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.
Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.
Kevin by Ramen.star March 23, 2019
-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
Kevin by UltimateWomanRespecter November 1, 2019
A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
Kevin by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020
He will fuck you and it’ll feel like he’s fucking you with two cocks
Kevin has a huge cock
Kevin by Yo gynnn November 4, 2020