Jonathan

the name of thors hammer

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan

by PhrogKing June 2, 2021

Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

by Nepsahe April 7, 2024

jonathan trickey

Jonathan is a type of guy that looks out for his friends. He is caring, funny, sweet. He likes to go out with girls that have a sense of humour, but are not crazy and loud. He likes girls that start with A. Jonathan is sexy and handsome.

Jonathan Trickey, will you marry me?

by Naroia Slovakdeis March 27, 2017

Jonathan

Even though you won't notice Jonathan gets the most girls but he's normally around ugly poeple like Jordan or Jason and he a big dick

Ex:Hey girl does your man have a Jonathan dick

by Natasha Brown April 17, 2017

jonathan

Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women

Jonathan is gay

by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018

Jonathan

Cooler than YoYo

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo

by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021

Jonathan

Noun: name of some you love

Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath

Jonathan, will you help me out?
Jonnie, I love you.

by Fyjgdtujcry August 19, 2022