Johanna

Johanna has the biggest gyaat known to history

Johanna has a big gyat

Johanna by Asianmaster64 May 3, 2024

johan 

johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.

"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"

johan by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024

Johan 

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night

I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan

Johan by Dormanor June 5, 2024

Johannes

Has a big ass but no fucking dick.

Johannes = Dickless Boy

Johannes by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Johanyli 

Johanyli is the type of girl to steal your man and act like she all that. Shes one of them wannabe girls.

Girl: bro Johanyli think she all that
Girl 2: I know right! She thinks shes the main character, like honey not everything is about you.

Johanyli by user.1681950 December 2, 2024

Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.

a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes

Johannes by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025