Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

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Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.

Thanks for the water Jock 😊

by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021

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Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head

Ohhh thats Jockes gay son

by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019

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jocke

Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet

Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games

by Abri vad vill du December 12, 2016

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Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

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