Joaner

A Joaner is someone from southside dublin who is known to be a degenerate of his group of friends from decision making to being absolutely goosed on the sesh and life

Anyone heard from Tom? Supposedly he went back to Megan’s house got sick rang his boss looking for bag and took a shit in his porch. Fuck sake why is he such a Joaner

by Johnwilde July 7, 2024

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joanessie

A common name with very strong and beautiful people who are very loving and kind

Joanessie is cute

by 55555dady December 14, 2024

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He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.

a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes

by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025

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johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

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Johnned

The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.

Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

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