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Jared

That guy that probably has a folder of furry porn on his computer, thats a Jared. The scent of him is like a slut hanging around just a bit too long at a truck shop, or a greasy corndog left too long in the sun at a renaissance festival.

A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
Y"ou smell that? Smells like someone left a Jared in the sun "
by Sentientbagel May 7, 2020
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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared

I talked to the new kid Jared today he's such a SALLY
by emmac53 October 16, 2020
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Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared
by namalada March 7, 2022
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jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher
by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
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Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared
Jared, what a MOG
by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
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Jared

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.
by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019
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