When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
by KDREV August 1, 2017
Get the fort lauderdale curtain rodmug. a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!
Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?
Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?
Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
by sue young November 25, 2010
Get the curtain at a high school playmug. Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.
Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!
by BP310 July 19, 2010
Get the Marbled Roast Beef Curtainsmug. When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.
by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011
Get the Beaded Curtainmug. by Jymmetry November 7, 2016
Get the Purple Meat Curtainmug. 
Yeah mate, when you see someone you like just go for it. Just Whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains.
by 420meandarra July 10, 2020
Get the whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtainsmug.