a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*

by farisss January 13, 2022

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Mineta monday

Mineta monday is national eat a grape day!

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday

Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"

by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012

Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

repercussion monday

The Monday after a company's holiday party when details of the party's shenanigans spread throughout the office. Repercussion Monday is one of HR's busiest days with multiple closed door meetings.

Did you see Jim and the new intern at the holiday party? They were so wasted they probably won't even know what to expect when HR calls them in for a meeting on Repercussion Monday.

by Chukarhunter April 21, 2018