by Megan Melt in Your Mouth July 02, 2006
"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"
by robbie666 August 10, 2006
We say play it by "ear" because we are making decisions as we HEAR them. This means we are not making any final plans right now because we might hear of other things that could prevent us from being able to participate. So basically it means I might have better shit to do.
Aimee: Hey can you hang out tomorrow night?
John: I might have to work late so let's play it by ear.
John: I might have to work late so let's play it by ear.
by The TRUE meaning is May 12, 2016
by YO SON whats GOOD July 06, 2006
When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.
Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
by laughatlisa May 11, 2009
when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.
by sean frum bk January 02, 2006
Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.
At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".
by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010