j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020

Space Whale

A being of inconceivable size and awesomeness.

Man, is that space whale excellent or what?

by Swankerton Fappinstein February 16, 2005

space log

taking a dump and freezing it, afterwords putting a condom on it and using it to have sex with a girl

joey was searching the party for a chick to space log

by T8 December 4, 2005

space bubble

the area around a person, aprox. 1 - 2 feet (depending on culture), that you should not enter without their (vebal or non-verbal) permission to do so

That creepy dude standing too close to you on the subway is violating your personal space bubble.

by Alyssa N. September 26, 2006

space texting

Space Texting is when someone takes forever to respond

Bruh, every time I try to talk with you , you space texting.

by Thebootybumchick November 10, 2017

Space Commander

Penis, also can be used to call someone a dick.

"Space Commander Scotty ready for lift-off!"

by MORDEKAISER ES NUMER UNO September 28, 2011