by Fat Rexy January 7, 2008
Get the Morning Hugmug. A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.
Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
by rondefebo November 29, 2011
Get the Angel of the Morningmug. The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
Get the morning glorymug. a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.
by Hung And Proud September 14, 2006
Get the morning woodmug. by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019
Get the Good Morningmug. After a night of drunken sex you forget to remove the condom and urinate all over a girls bathroom and piss off her roommate.
by prizedflavor January 24, 2010
Get the Morning Bellermug. by Jordie-poo August 29, 2007
Get the morning loomug.