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The littiest story ever

once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.
This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella
by Timmy thin March 8, 2019
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The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.
Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever

lucidxadrienette/lovin_Dahl is the most talented editor in the whole entire world:) Her edits are amazing
Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever
by tessabrooks 🤠 February 8, 2019
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ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.
Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day
by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018
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Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.
You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"
by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018
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whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018
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the most annoying thing ever

pencil tapping, the keyboard doesn't have the clickety klack, having one puzzle piece missing, you build a at-at instead of the milleniam falcon lego set, making an epic project and you don't get to present it.
those are the many things that people call "the most annoying thing ever"
"bro my game crashed after 2 hours of not saved progress, that is the most annoying thing ever"
by docter cat August 24, 2022
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