The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
Get the Pork the Dorkmug. 1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.
2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.
2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.
by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009
Get the dork snorkelermug. Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
Get the Dorkmug. Someone that thinks they own a town because their mommy and daddy worked there, even if they're not originally from there and hold nothing sacred there.
The dork encouraged people in her congregation to report suspicion and hate crimes to her rather than question her. Jim Jones did the same things at his compound in Guyana.
by The Original Agahnim October 16, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
Get the Dork girlmug. Clint is such a power dork. He watches Fantasy Football podcasts 24/7 and dominates his $10 Fantasy Football league every year.
by SammyUtah November 13, 2023
Get the Power Dorkmug.