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Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
mugGet the Close only counts in grenadesmug.
Either the Jews have disproportionate control and success (mediated entirely by Jews who have already suceeded and arbitrate who they promote, fire, hire, or boost) OR they lose their moral monopoly, people who aren't Jews don't have to be subordinate to the Jews and in any of the industries they disproportionately occupy, and you might actually be able to succeed in life without having to appease a Jew...

Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
And... I mean, I'm pretty sure I got Bill Cosby off which (Oops, by the way, I didn't mean to do that) mean I'm the better lawyer... And I'm an award winning screenwriter... So I'm better at that too... And then I created A.I. ... I mean, the only thing you've been able to do successfully is the 'Jew exclusionary cooperation' part. Look at Kanye West! He would be a billionaire if the Jews would let him. It looks to me like the Jews determine who suceeds and who false REGARDLESS OF MERIT. The Jews are THE ARBITERS OF MERIT now, I guess. So, Jew that failed at screenwriter, failed at laywering, and DIDN'T create A.I. = Winner. And NOT-JEW who is an award winning screenwriter, most successful entertainment producer of all time, brilliant legal defender, and creator of A.I. = Loser. That's the reality the Jews want you to live in. Even if you're better you have to lose anyway because not a Jew and/or subservient to Jews. God, I wonder why the antisemitism is raising! What could it possibly be!? It's not like 'double genocide and flawed/biased arbiters of sucess,' right? I mean, society only works one of two ways! It's either THAT or NOT THAT. Which is it, Ben?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
mugGet the Society only works one of two waysmug.

real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings
*+++ the stunner up real ones only*
by trap hoe April 3, 2024
mugGet the real ones onlymug.
Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with
Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Partner only sexual preferencemug.

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021
mugGet the Card Onlymug.

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"
Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
mugGet the You're only saying it because I said it about Noahmug.

Born in an only

It describes a shinbi's house/the haunted house/shinbi coincidence, shinbi's house/the haunted house/shinbi apartment reference, it looks like it's from shinbi's house/the haunted house/shinbi apartment and more
paintbrush from inanimate insanity looks like a born in an only moment (becuz charlene twin lol)
by rosieskyla June 3, 2024
mugGet the Born in an onlymug.

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