Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.

Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.

by Geoff's pyjamas May 10, 2018

human fridge

that guy who always has food around

Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.

by Qul Broe July 17, 2016

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020

Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.

Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.

by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020

Human god

Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796

Chad is a human god and a human angel

by Human god September 27, 2020

human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.

person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"

by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012