Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.
by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.
Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.
by Geoff's pyjamas May 10, 2018

A setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it. In other words, Human Playback adds rubato and mood to your compositions.
Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.
There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.
There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Josh added Baroque Human Playback to his piano sonata and he liked how the half-notes were held longer along with the trills being slower.
by pianoman88 October 17, 2008

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.
Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out
by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 1, 2023

When a person bathes in a bathtub of ramen noodles.This was popular in a YouTube video by FilthyFrankTV.
by Logical things May 9, 2017

by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021
