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Honder

The type of Japanese car that a a person from New York might drive.
Bill told me to follow him then drove his honder 60 in a 35.
by Y town October 4, 2009
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drunken houdini

A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.
Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy.

Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini
by LordBlumpkin July 30, 2010
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Houdini shit

The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.
Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!
by Aquahutch November 1, 2006
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pull a houdini

You are out with your friends and one of them flakes out, leaves and doesn't tell anyone where they're going, they're gone for the rest of the night, and they dont answer their phone.
Has anyone seen her or did she pull a houdini?
by Dinkrolls August 7, 2007
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houndpipe

An androgenous synonym for "Whatever your name is". Not to be confused with dogcock which is, well, a dog cock.
Hey Houndpipe! Whaddya doin' ovah theah?
by Houndpipe April 28, 2008
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titty hounds

A titty hound is an individual whose thirst for the tit is unquenchable, and whose way of representing themselves is very hound like when on the prowl for tit!
"Did you see how thirsty the titty hounds were last night?"

"Yeah man they were howling mad when they got kicked out"

"What a bunch of dirty titty hounds eh"
by jameslahey January 12, 2015
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lava hounding

The act of a girl gargling your cock while playing clash royale/clash of clans, due to the sound the lava hound makes when placed.
I was playing clash and this chick totally lava hounded my cock after I took a tower.
That chick is a lava hounding slut.
by reefer1 November 25, 2016
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