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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.
Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!
by norgler December 14, 2012
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The Hockey cum

When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums
Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.
by Jack sack March 16, 2024
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will hockey

Will is a little nerd so his name is will hockey, it's so cringe im laughing so hard
by SuperEpic December 6, 2021
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hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt
gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021
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Hockey sport

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"
Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport
by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025
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