hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.

"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"

by kittyme May 22, 2010

hippy cold

A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.

I got this shitty hippy cold. *cough*

by Qdrpl May 13, 2014

glamour hippy

Person, typically a woman, who's in to yoga, organic foods, alternative folk music, liberal causes and is probably a vegetarian, but also loves expensive jewelry, wines (typically red), expensive clothes, lots of traveling (in nice hotels).

Sally's a vegetarian and only eats organic foods, so after her yoga class she shops at Whole Foods, and she cares about keeping a small carbon footprint, so she drives there in her Tesla. Of course, while she's there, she sees a great California cabernet for only $69, and buys six.

Yeah, she's a hippy: a glamour hippy.

by sprtagt August 5, 2014

head hippie

Created in the DMV. Referring to a nomad, a leader. Someone who is not affraid to think outside the box, a man who sees everything as gorgeous, someone who can take another mans girl with no hesitation. Instead of saying head nxgga in charge, we say Head Hippie

As far as Head Hippie, There's no example, the meaning is self explanatory

by Bussibuss June 28, 2015

Brown hippies

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015

hippy tits

naturally free spirited breasts

her hippy tits hung naturally and they felt free

by colin23 December 5, 2015

Diesel Hippie

Someone who is environmentally conscious, especially in regard to global warming. However, drives a truck or car that belches black smoke. Usally owns sleds, quads, dirt bikes etc.

Zack keeps talking about saving the polar bears but drives that lifted dodge 1 ton that smokes more then a chines factory. Definitely a diesel hippie.

by Trash Panda101 October 21, 2018