The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.

bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

by ayoo q daddy! March 3, 2011

Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 19, 2011

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.

She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

by Professor Poops May 16, 2006

Hammer Hawker

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.

" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."

by H/H King March 1, 2010

lap hammer

An abnormally large penis.

Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous!

by VousCrew October 27, 2008

dropped the hammer

Pastence of to drop the hammer. - To hit the throttle and or drop the clutch and do a burnout.

He dropped the hammer on his R6 and the rear tire erupted into a smokeshow as the frontend tried hard to come up under him.

by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005