Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.
Other versions of the hairy gorilla:
I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!
I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!
I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
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When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,
She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.
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Get the Hairy Pickle mug.a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
by vintage tard November 2, 2004
Get the Hairy tard mug.When a Girl is giving a guy a Hand-Job and right before the guy is about to blow his load or cum, she punches the guy right in the testicles.
"It really sucked. I was so excited for her to jerk me off and she finally did...I got the Hairy Knuckle Airbag."
"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*
"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"
"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*
"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"
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