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Akapuku Goggles

During sex, when a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes, resembling goggles.
She couldn't see anything because she was wearin a pair of akapuku goggles.
by Spunky Jones June 13, 2006
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Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses
aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!
by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007
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Flesh Goggles

When one places both balls over the eyes off a person so that one testicle is over each eye like a pair of goggles. If any part of the penis comes to rest on the nose it is then referred to as a Gonzo because his nose is long and penis shaped.
Karen got drunk and passed out so her friend Steven placed one of his testicles over each of her eyes as he yelled out, "Flesh Goggles!". They're other friend took a pic so Steven raised his arms in triumph which caused his penis to fall to a rest over Karen's nose which technically turned it to a Gonzo.
by ramon3ord5th April 4, 2014
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goggle eyeing

When a male places both of his testis on top of a male/female's (depends on preference) eyes covering them much like a pair of goggles.
Dude, my sister was asleep last night and I gave her a goggle eyeing.

My girlfriend loves a good google eyeing !
by Paul Mercer June 26, 2008
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crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.
Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.
by CG MAN August 4, 2010
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iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016
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Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.
Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.
by damnitwayner October 21, 2010
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