god

When your kill streak reaches 5+

that guy has reached god mode

by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020

GOD

God is the most powerful being in the universe. Could easily defeat shaggy or chuck norris

I am god

by Fucca June 29, 2020

God

Usually someone who has read hair or Asian

“Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”

by God Duck March 2, 2022

God

There is none. Don't even bother arguing. You know that there is none. We can't all be correct, the Buddhists and the Christians and the Hindus and the Islams and the Muslims and the Pagans and everybody else can't possibly be correct. If everyone was correct, their jobs would be really horrible. If anybody was correct, at all, why do you think they would let every world crisis happen? The shootings and the cancer and the Hitler and the global warming and the anger and the assaults and Trump and the homelessness should not have happened. If there was a god, mabye they could have prevented that. But there isn't one. Wouldn't it be funny if all of the gods were real? Just be floating up in the sky, whacking each other Three Stooges style? Oh well. Time goes on.

Burns: SMITHERS!!
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems

by thatpixelgirl October 14, 2019

GOD

The greatest of all. He created the world and everything in it and around it. No one is higher than him. You should always listen to what GOD says. He reigns the kingdom of heaven.

GOD created the world and he told me to live here and have a happy life until I die and hopefully go to heaven which is his kingdom.

by Panda Sparrow July 2, 2017

God

an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera

What will God think about you doing that? He sees everything you know.

by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020

God

An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.

God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.

God loves you always.

The haters of God will never win.

by Fireflies November 15, 2017