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Give you the belt.

To strike another with a belt using force in order to get express dissatisfaction and/or exert dominance. Also often followed by the phrase "Showed Her."
How dare you talk to me like that, in the name of Shawn Hannity I'm gonna give you the belt.

Person1:Woke up last night in bed and my old lady was standing over me with my belt. She tried to give me the belt! Little did she know I had a belt on under the blanket. Had to give her the belt.
Person2: Showed Her.
by Dickless Nick25 August 26, 2017
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Give-A-Fuck-Boy

He looks like a fuckboy, but he actually cares and loves you.
Tony’s not a fuck boy, he’s a give-a-fuck-boy.
by JennaTools July 17, 2018
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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Give a little pipe

The act of showing affection via the art of penetrative sexual intercourse.
Give a little pipe.

“You can fight for your country, you can die for your country, but you can’t give your teacher a little pipe?” -Matt Terry FB 2018
by BeanDip Darryl February 10, 2018
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don’t give a care

Person 1: I’m sorry to inform you but your phone has died
Person 2: Don’t give a care
by OkNo2 January 1, 2020
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Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
by Clapsham March 5, 2020
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gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned
by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020
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