no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 24, 2021

Give Linda the Dizzies

A 1920's era American code phrase that implies an abortion has been forced on against a woman's will.

I had to give Linda the Dizzies before my wife found out.

by theatomicdon August 18, 2015

Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.

Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"

by Jesterrran November 18, 2021

Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.

Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS

by Clapsham March 05, 2020

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 06, 2013

give this man a cigar

It means that the person did something right or was correct and deserves a prize or reward, such as a cigar; think of a game at a carnival, where one can win prizes.. It's a figure of speech.

- I know the answer
+ Wow, give this man a cigar.

by Evelyn818 November 22, 2016

give someone the finger

The act of showing someone your middle finger (Shut the fuck up). Also known as flip the bird

John, give someone the finger, expecially that person, he's a bastard

by Fredeck852 November 04, 2013