the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.
guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!
by slmslmslm August 04, 2013
Boyfriend-"hey babe"
Girlfriend-"thanks for replying to my text lastnight"
*Boyfriend goes in for a kiss*
Girlfriend- "dont even try"
Boyfriend-"Wow Get Rite"
Girlfriend-"thanks for replying to my text lastnight"
*Boyfriend goes in for a kiss*
Girlfriend- "dont even try"
Boyfriend-"Wow Get Rite"
by NYMAD69 February 27, 2011
When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp
by Cuntcar January 04, 2016
When two of your exes begin dating each other. Famous for originally happening to Mako in the Legend of Korra, as well as Finn in Adventure Time.
by mightymoe333 November 17, 2020
A phrase that must be screamed when in the presence of a nasty motherfucker or when someone needs to take a shower.
Michele was in the presence of a nasty sonofawhore motherfucker who smelled like a mix between fromunacheese and fermented anal sweat so she exclaimed "GET A RAG YOU SONOFAWHORE"
by whatevs2 July 30, 2012
by StickyMark December 10, 2018
by clairesucks May 14, 2019