fuckedyourbitch

I fucked you bitch nigga I fucked your bitch she sucked my dick nigga she sucked my dick

friend:what did you do last night
me:umm well fuckedyourbitch

by a swagster November 28, 2013

UD-fucked

When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Dream Fucker

A person, often an ass hole, that tells you something that makes your dreams seem more out of reach and almost impossible to achieve.

Aaron: "Next year I'm going to NYFA to become a movie director!"

Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"

Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"

by the voice of the common cock September 22, 2010

Toodaloo Mother Fucker

Is where you have left someone outside a car a proceed to drive off. While putting up the automatic window start to move upwards in time with the window crying "Toodaloo Mother Fucker"

Dave: Hey let me in.
Choi: No
Choi: "Toodaloo Mother Fucker"

by moleskinator August 1, 2009

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010

zuck fucked

When facebook undergoes massive changes for streamlining, only to compound existing problems. This will often disrupt newsfeeds and your ability to use the site for its intended purpose.

The facebook layout changed... again. I am so zuck fucked, now my mobile app has a four hour lag and my desktop facebook says I have no friends online.

by patrickbateman80s February 9, 2010

shit fucked

when things are shitty and fucked up

Our government is shit fucked!

by acseg April 19, 2010