Fryed

Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.

Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?

Keith: None of them !

Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.

Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.

by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

French Fry Smile

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.

guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.

by mayalex September 19, 2021

fry selection

the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out

Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go

Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection

by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008

Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020

French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.

These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh

by ii.tiara May 25, 2022

fry fam

a group of junkie cunts who snort phat lines and pop hella caps and have acquired the title of the fry fam

bro there's an empty cap on the table the fry fam must have been here aye

by nevillenewisababe July 17, 2019

dry fry

Having unprotected sex

The fucked the girl from the club dry fry.

by Black Stally March 9, 2020