Jesus Cluny Frog 

A more PG version of Jesus Christ.
Used when angry or suprised, but not so angry/surprised that you forget that an authority figure (i.e. The Man) is in hearing range.
Common in the Diana Tregarde Series by Mercedes Lackey, which is about urban witch Diana's occult investigation service.

*Figure darts out into road*
Diana: Jesus Cluny Frog! *Hits the brakes* What was THAT?!
Bum: *Knocks on window* Spare change, ma'am?
Di: Oh... sure, I--
Bum: *Gets eaten by large demon*
Di: AAAAaaaahhhh!!!

Jesus Cluny Frog by WelcomeToNowhere April 29, 2010

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

ur dog a frog by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

Freg the Frog 

Just a Frog named Freg

did you know, Freg the Frog is sus?

Freg the Frog by A_Frog August 5, 2021

frogsgnf 

the hottest person that ever existed. Be grateful that you breathes the same air as them.

omg frogsgnf is carrying mcyttiktok rn

frogsgnf by frogsgnf July 3, 2021

frog

weed

i got 50 gs of that good frog

frog by xx// May 21, 2020

Bachelorette frog 

Meme in Advice dog form, consisting of an exotic frog with a pink purple background.

The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.

ACT LIKE A WHORE

*bachelorette frog*

THEN GET PISSED AT BEING TREATED LIKE A WHORE

Bachelorette frog by 2010ends April 9, 2010

dirty frog

After you nut, you slowly slide your body up hers, dragging your slimy dong up all the way up the torso and across the face. Leaving A frog trail, then after exiting her body fully, as hard as you can you mule/frog kick her in the crown of the head, say ribbit and take a shower.

That filthy bastard Dirty Frogged me !

dirty frog by Gant33 April 1, 2020