Friend Divorce 

When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.

Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"

Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"

Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"

Friend: "and what about her?"

Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"

Friend Divorce by rat.man.can July 25, 2014

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

friend of dan by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

Friend Off 

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

Friend Off by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

new friend crush 

N. The instance when you make a new friend that you want to hang out with ALL the time, only to get sick of them a few weeks later.

Girl 1-"Hey I gotta go, I have to hang out with Sydney"

Girl 2-"What happened to Trudy? I thought you guys were BFF..."

Girl 1-"Oh that was just a new friend crush, its all about Sydney now."

new friend crush by Carrie Duway November 12, 2007

HelloGoodbye Friend 

Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.

"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."

HelloGoodbye Friend by Saxazax April 23, 2009

weather friend 

weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".

John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.

weather friend by campbejo May 7, 2010

Facebook "Friend" 

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

Facebook "Friend" by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011