to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Strong coffee

Doing something bold to gain attention or praise

Wow! Did you see That girls moves on the dance floor? That's STRONG COFFEE right there!

by Mr. Black August 28, 2017

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

by Ghoul July 26, 2018

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.

"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."

by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018