Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

TCI Science

TCI is pain and suffering. It is an entire app just about reading random text about the fucking Mesopotamian river or sum other shit idk. when it can be summarized in one sentence or less. TCI is dumb and shouldn't be used in schools.

Teacher "Alright open TCI Science"
Student "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK TCI Science"

by tcihatercartifan6969420 February 23, 2023

Rocket Science

What you should say to someone that fried their braincells.

Person 1: damn. I wonder how to turn on the stove.
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu

by ykifw808 June 2, 2021

for those who don't speak fluent science

to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)

the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"

by Bacon Milk April 7, 2022

for those who don't speak fluent science

a figure of speech or to simplify something confusing in science

"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"

by Bacon Milk April 1, 2022

Science Class = Yapanese Class

A phrase meant to signify how a science class could be yapanese class due to the teacher yapping too much

Bro science class = yapanese class right now!

by Alam Hasuub February 15, 2024