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The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!
All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!
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familial vibe

The wholesome feeling when you’re aboard a delta flight along with many nice families after just spent a week with teenagers who revolve their lives around drinking and having sex.
Very familial vibes aboard the delta flight today!
by Urmamamamama2000 February 16, 2023
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Family Smug

A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.
Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
by tincopper September 26, 2010
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Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.
"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"
by leeislove April 3, 2015
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Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.
Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014
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Goth Family

A family that has existed since the first game in The Sims Series.
Most well known for Bella Goth, who went missing after getting abducted by aliens and dropped in Strangetown, there’s also her husband Mortimer who loves Dina Caliente, the widow of Bella’s dead brother Michael Bachelor.
Mortimer and Bella have two kids, Cassandra Goth is engaged to town Cassanova Don Lothario, and the other kid is Alexander Goth.
Everyone who’s ever played The Sims knows about The Goth Family
by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021
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brawl in the family

a kinda old comic series that was about the wacky shenanigans of the characters of super smash bros brawl cast
person 1: "yo have you seen that cool web comic called brawl in the family

person 2: "no man i haven't"

person 1: "then check it out man there are even books for it!"
by samoclodo May 15, 2020
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