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Turbo Fail

A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
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deluxe fail

n. a complicated and intricate fail typically involving more than one person. It is the result of some set-up or work towards a goal which fails in the end.
Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.
by Dr. Otto Botte November 12, 2010
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safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
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Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail
by Mail moment July 20, 2023
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fail-fro

Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.
I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.
by CaptainYellowGiraffe July 18, 2012
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Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011
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Failed miscarriage

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”
by A human I guess August 20, 2022
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