low taper fade

ninja's haircut. ninja got a low taper fade

"oh my god do you know ninja's haircut?"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"

by polenball May 29, 2024

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

Fade

Fighting someone

dont een worry bout it i got a fade for you nigga

by tharealcalibaby03 July 24, 2021

fade

to take a powder; to leave when someone doesn't want you around

"fade now, before the bulls catch you"
or
"fade, we're in the middle of something"

by evan marie June 22, 2008

The Gentleman's Fade

When 3 or more amigos engage in a singular bet, one must shoulder the burden of fading the bet since unanimity is the key to failue

“Bills +2.5 is literally a free gift directly from vegas into your bank account” - dumbfuck 1 & 2 “Apologies men, but I must envoke The Gentleman's Fade “

by Cmhack December 7, 2020

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

ur faded

You are fucking crazy and stupid.

“Did you see that new merch drop? It was heat.”
“Nah it wasn’t heat ur faded.”

by Jackolantren October 14, 2021