Good Evening Cleveland

When you’re taking a shit and unintentionally orgasm.

I was dropping some heavy ordinance and oh oh oh, good evening Cleveland

by OGD JY October 16, 2022

unexpected thermal event

Engineer doublespeak for "shit caught on fire"

Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.

by Mark Barker June 24, 2021

Matrix 4 event

An event that took place where a person nicknamed Matt went missing after watching Matrix 4. Some say a glitch in The Matrix occured.

Remember Matrix 4 event?
Yeah... I miss Matt.

by Mropdropp April 14, 2022

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

eventualizing

to think about acts you shall do... eventually

bob: Hey Bro, what are you up to
bro: eventualizing 'bout something

by alexblah September 20, 2010

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

blue text, fuck you. like this definition

Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person 2: Omg!

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 26, 2021

fringe event

Events people seek when they've had enough of being a homogeneous drone subscribing to society's mainstream (i.e. football, baseball, basketball, etc.). These are the emergent, unexpected and sometimes outrageous events people seek to celebrate all the things that made us unique.

Susie: I'm sick and tired of watching football every Sunday. Is there a fringe event going on so we can change it up a bit?
Pam: In fact there is. Let's head down to the Bay Fields to catch some live-action Segway Polo.
Susie: Sounds great!

by Shamrock32 November 15, 2009