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Houseplants with emotions

Introverts
Introverts are houseplants with emotions
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 8, 2025
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emotional pollution

Noun. A distracting and excessive cloud of feelings that surrounds a complainer and overcasts an event. May include complaints drenched in anger or grief, but not a physical solution. Used to push others away with its feckless toxicity.
--He could have done his homework, but instead just spent an hour complaining about it. The air was so thick with emotional pollution, I just had to get out of there.

--I think she had a problem with my attitude, but I couldn't care less. She just babbled emotional pollution of "blah blah blah." Some people live to perfect their outrage.
by UGiveUp2 November 11, 2017
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Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".
person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe
by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017
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Emotional turrets

When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t
Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.

Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.
by Guster63 July 16, 2020
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Emotional Flatliner

Someone who shows no emotional response to anything, no matter how poignant or stirring. They’re either so repressed that nothing gets through their emotional firewall, or so disconnected from their feelings that even a child’s laugh, a heartfelt poem, a soulful song, or a breathtaking view leaves them completely unmoved. Picture a human equivalent of a flatline on an emotional EKG—zero reaction, just a blank stare.
"I played her my favorite song, the one that makes everyone cry, and she just shrugged—total Emotional Flatliner."
by Raquel de la Roche August 5, 2025
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Emotional Hard Drive

When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.

Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
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Emotional support insomnia

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.
My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.
by One Twisted Miracle April 7, 2024
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