Elephant

Your biggest problems

Example:
Guy 1: how are you doing?

Guy 2: Not well, I have to constantly carry this elephant on my shoulders

by Raven Agreste March 18, 2021

elephant cheese

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese

Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese

by Biginches October 19, 2021

Undercover Elephant

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.

"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"

by BobTrollop May 27, 2007

Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013

vaginal elephantitus

Very large vagina that does not have the normal shape of a regular vagina. May have to be identified by a professional. Someone with Vaginal elephantitus is more susceptible to having a very bad odor and or yeast infections due to the inability to clean the area very well being that its hard to determine where the opening may be as there will be many different crevices.

Vaginal Elephantitus is another name for very large and irregular shaped vagina, with no normal structure, and many crevices that may be mistaken for the vaginal opening. (Most likely will not have internal walls in this vagina)

by thatsjustnastyaf September 10, 2015

Nellie the Elephant

To Bombay

A travelling circus came

They brought an intelegent elephant

and Nellie was her name

One dark night

she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran

to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band

When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked

so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe

They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked

to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away

they meet one night in silver light

on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

by Death Menace February 6, 2023

celephants

n. fat or enormous people who talk on cell phones
and often block the way

I wish those celephants would keep to the left.

by Donor January 21, 2009