James:Hey Alex, how have you been?
Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!
James:You are such a douche pilot.
Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!
James:You are such a douche pilot.
by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010
Get the Douche Pilot mug.Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
by TexasHammer January 19, 2011
Get the Fantasy Douche mug.a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gullible and will believe anything they are told just to be accepted. a complete idiot.
by Gigawatt June 24, 2008
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2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
by Dziadosz April 2, 2008
Get the douche-a-palooza mug.1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.
2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009
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i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
He is douche mark-ed all over the place
by genuine leather October 15, 2010
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