Dolphins

marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

by dolfagphin August 6, 2010

Dolphin

to feel sorrow, empathy for someone else and actually mean it; to feel/be sorry

I am so dolphin that your grandmother died.

Gosh, why do you have to be so dolphin?

I am not saying sorry for no reason, I am really dolphin for breaking your heart!

by mimiwilson09 June 20, 2009

Squeaky Dolphin

Related to flogging the dolphin... Squeeky Dolphin refers to a number of situations where your " dolphin" is in need of some lube, be it jerking the girth or playing hide the bishop... The best way to cure a squeeky dolphin is spit on it....

I was trying to be quit when I jacked off but my squeaky dolphin made it almost impossible.

by Bassbones August 28, 2006

dolphinoligist

dolphin trainer(in my laung.)

i want to be a dolphinoligist when i grow up

by danielle evans August 3, 2007

call of the dolphin

While getting head from a female,the female let's out a 'ee-ee-ee' squeel

vibrating the tonsils and back of the throat making the male blow his load.

The squeel sounded something to a dolphin's call.

Dude, that girl had a wicked call of the dolphin.

by dolphincaller. July 9, 2010

dolphin

A girl who has a boyfriend/husband

When you go fishing for tuna, sometimes you catch a dolphin and have to throw it back.

by KevinF July 9, 2007

Dolphin Club

The greatest gang of Dolphins on Chewa Island.

Dolphin Club rapes you.

by AASman March 11, 2005