diego

He is the most fattest guy in the planet he has the biggest stomach..
The diego is some big diego
by bobtheboss12 November 08, 2019
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Diego

A useless human being who has nothing better in his life to do than this and just hope that someone will see this and laugh and keeps telling himself that he's loved. He cries himself to sleep every night and thinks about his friends that left him behind as his grades commit suicide. If your name is Diego, just know that your stupid and you suck but your probably really strong and people probably fear you. So go beat up that bully u got this
Hey Diego... Kill yourself you std kid
Hey you see that Diego kid? Go stab him
by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 01, 2019
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Diego

He’s kinda gay at times but for sure he likes women. He always looks at his phone to see a iMessage notification from Facebook, but he doesn’t even have Facebook. Every time he hopes someone is texting him to ask him to hang out but it is always that stupid Facebook notification popping up. He’s really cool, he doesn’t talk a lot, but he does talk a lot to people he likes to to talk to. Not many friends but he doesn’t need them, he just wants to be a glorified man of God at the end of each day. You should text him more maybe???!! Dumb Facebook is stupid.
“Wow it’s Diego, is he gay? Oh no he’s not, just a little bit sus.”
by Bruh 29 November 23, 2021
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Cute lightskin or Latino that plays football but has a small dick
Diego’s so cute and strong but it’s small
by move like a snake January 10, 2020
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Diego is such an amazing person he has the best personality ever and has amazing hair.His sweatshirts always smell very nice and are very stylish. He is very romantic and is detalist he’s mostly into girls that names start with a B.His grades are very good and is really smart.He will become something big and has a bright future.
Diego is such an amazing person
by Mary145 October 24, 2019
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An old soul trapped in a young boy's body. The soul wants to be free and make love to carrots but the body is still developing brain cells that can actually work. Simply a weirdo.
"he's ugly and a bit of a weirdo"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"
by severus cornelius February 14, 2018
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