David

David’s are allergic to Doritos. Nobody knows why. David’s are cool. But then again they can’t eat Doritos because their tastebuds are unique. David’s, whatcha gonna do?

“Shut up David”

by bubblesandmeerkats May 26, 2018

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David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

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The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-

David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will

by kaboom boom November 25, 2018

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David’s Left Nipple

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.

“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon

by myspacecrack February 10, 2019

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