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deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers
by dallyz_girl26 March 5, 2004
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deuce deuce

Refering to the second dump of the day, or dropping two loads in a 24 hr. time span
"Man I had to do a deuce deuce, yo"

"Go do a deuce deuce, you'll feel better"
by libradragon20 January 14, 2010
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Deuce

noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.
yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce
by amo stylez November 20, 2010
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blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.
Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.
by LVinWC September 20, 2011
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Deuce Juice

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."
by JakeRocket December 9, 2008
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the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.
my bung hole was torn by the deuce!
by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007
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Deuce Defy

More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...
Heavens, if i continue eating this Kashi I'll have a deuce defy.
by Antoine December 13, 2004
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