Darton

Darton's are very kind and socially awkward. They have a few close friends but still acts awkward around them, even after years of knowing them. Darton's also love games like dungeons and dragons, and won't hesitate to invite someone to play. Darton's don't really have a good sense of rhythm and can't keep a steady beat. Overall, Darton's are friendly and everyone just loves him! Even if it is awkward for him, everyone tells him daily that they love him.

Darton invited me to play in his one shot for dungeons and dragons.

by Axolotl_Eats_CakePops May 20, 2024

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

Daltoned

The point is to get a little bit stupid, but not too stupid. However, in doing so, you go past the point of being too stupid.

"Hey, let’s go out tonight for a nice steak dinner." (8 hours later) "The sun's coming up, and I’m drunk. I got Daltoned."

by Itsyaboi93 June 21, 2024

Dalton Corbell

he is a war vet that can bash the out of you. I hated wen the soviet union collapse it was the worst year in my life I remember my pal joseph Stalin voice it was beautiful. I was in every F ing war it was all beautiful.

My pall is Dalton Corbell

by dd12345six7 February 20, 2024

Dalton

A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.

"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"

by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024

Dantanni

Two “male” neighbors, one who is fat and one who is extremely ADHD. These two individuals develop a bromance of sorts and then proceed to pawn the other off on to their coworkers. Said coworkers are lobbied at nausean to be convinced that, “he’s a good guy” and “he’s not that fat”

Omg Pete, I think the boss and the new guy are totally Dantanni.

by Baby gap March 29, 2024

Dalton Gomez

A bottom f slur who fucked Ariana Grande and still decided to cheat on her.

Person1: "What makes you think Dalton Gomez is a cheater?"
Person2: “It explains it all in don’t wanna break up again in her new album.”

by honeymoon_sweetener April 5, 2024