Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
The Curse of Norio Ohga refers to after nintendo releasing a successful console with tons of games leading to other console manufacturers trying to emulate the success,Then their next console becomes a commercial failure resulting in other video game publishers like konami, capcom and sega doing stupid decisions resulting in poorer quality indie games being released instead making people think a 2nd video game crash will happen
The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it
The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it
1997
Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games
2004
Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future
2016
Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)
Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games
2004
Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future
2016
Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)
by baliebox4916 August 20, 2023
The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 03, 2024
by Ser Przeklęty w dziurę klnięty June 05, 2020
A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024
by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020
People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020