QiYi Rubik's Cube

The best cube. No exceptions.

Cuber: hahahaha gan is best 3x3
Jimothy: No, QiYi is, this cube cost 6$ and it was a speedcube.
Cuber: OMG why did i spend 50$ on cube
Cuber's Mom: You are grounded for using my credit card.
Jimothy: Busted.
Cuber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jimothy: QiYi Rubik's Cube is the best cube. No exceptions.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022

pube cube

n. Synonym for a vagina.

"He put his dick into my pube cube last night. I'll definitely be calling him up again."

by twiddle_me_titties August 21, 2014

peach cube

a terrible version of peach rings

omg ew its a peach cube!!

by mother peach ring June 22, 2022

Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.

Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Gook Cube

A Kia Soul or other boxy Asian car, especially if it has been modded.

Have a look at that gook cube with the fart can and anime decals... Ugly as hell!

by am_eggroll December 14, 2019

4 Cubed

Four feet tall, four feet wide, and four hundred pounds.

This tinder chic had a gorgeous profile pic. But the gal that showed up for the date for 4 cubed / 4³.

by Metroporter02 April 05, 2019

3D Colored Cubes

Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.

Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.

by geekmalone August 19, 2020