Chronic Fatigue

A very rare disease found in 4 of 1000 adults, and an even smaller margine in adolescents. This illness is developed in very non-active persons who usually are afraid of the world around them. The disease was discovered by Dr. Adam Tack (1992-2007). He was the very first human to develop this illness. There is no treatment. Whoever is diagnosed with this illness will be given a time frame of 5-12 months to live. Side effects include having no friends, being fat, being gay, and going to a catholic school to do crystal meth in the bathrooms. God rest the sole of anyone diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue.

Adam Tack thinks he has Chronic Fatigue.

by Adam Tack July 16, 2007

Chronic cripples

Hard nipples from cold temperatures. Abbreviated to 'chronics'.

"Geez, its so cold, I've got chronics!"

by Jinx May 1, 2003

chronic guys

a group of teenage males obsessed with marijuana

every movie is better when you watch it high)

by J February 12, 2004

ChronicDemise

Warcraft III, Battle.net, Blizzard, etc.


A name that will live in infamy forever and always. The greatest ever.

ChronicDemise is teh pwn.

ChronicDemise just pawned *YOURNAMEHERE*'s head for 100 extra gold.

ChronicDemise r0x my s0x.

by subdismal July 15, 2004

chronic

Originally a word used to refer to a specific strain of cannabis, now used as a slang word reffering to any form or strain of cannabis.

1.Hey Rob, got any chronic?

2.Tom, do us a favour and pass us that chronic will you?

by Mad 'ed May 4, 2006

chrones monster

an alien creature who resides above my pelvis. The Chrones Monster breaches the barrier that is my stomach and fatty tissue to attack innocent pedestrians. The monster will not retreat until its victim has comforted it. Everyone who has chrones has some sort of chrones monster and THAT is why you NEVER trust someone with chrones.

Stay away from him, he has a chrones monster!

by cheese92 January 16, 2008

the chron

Literally "the time" Something that is worth remembering, great, or exempliary. Related to chronicle.

Did you see the picture I took? It's the chron.

by Lily Beyer August 13, 2006