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Creep

A person feeling so unlovable/unattractive he or she doesn’t dare to actually engage in mutual connection and flirting, but rather engages with a fantasy version of the crush and thus displays weird and intense behaviour.

Often more attuned to the persons own deep longing for intimacy than the other person and might therefore show creepy behaviour towards almost anyone.

Needs to love themselves better and stop relating to fantasies rather than reality.
“He’s such a creep, hope he can turn that intense craving for my love back on himself and love himself better”
by murchannal November 22, 2024
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creep b*tch

Creep-B*tch ; where homie/homegirl/bf/gf swoops , homie hopper , ONS .
Once my girl fell asleep, her bestie started f*cking on me , she a creep b*tch .
by MentalM July 4, 2022
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Piece creep

A person who creeps on penis. They creep on penis (piece) because they are attracted to penis, whether they are a woman or a man.

They desire the penis.
"Haha dude that slut is gagging for some dick, shes such a piece creep"

"That guy couldn't be more gay, what a piece creep"
by RealGHomie October 30, 2012
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Creep Ridin

When you cruise around a party, wedding, nightclub, etc. scoping out the ladies from a safe distance with the intent to eventually approach and hit on. Short for "Creep Riding"
Kyle: Dude, Jose is Creep Ridin on those girls
Edwin: At least he's not just creepin on them
Marcus: GRIMACE!
by C Ridah January 18, 2009
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Creep Creeping Past Expiration

Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
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Creep Seats

The row of chairs used for viewing at the back of the yoga studio.
Fred enjoyed the view from the Creep Seats at the yoga studio.
by Snow Biscuit April 18, 2024
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step-creep

A submissive man who sends money to a girl without being asked, noticed, or wanted.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.

Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
She posted a photo getting her nails done with her mom.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
by Alexa Unbothered April 8, 2025
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