Cooper

And absolute retarded fuck

Cooper is retarded

by Smart booiii August 23, 2020

Cooper Dossett

The horniest of the horny, the rizziest of gods, he is him. Also known as tbh

Cooper Dossett might be the horniest, oh yeah he’s Ybg

by Yosbshhs December 7, 2022

Dalton Cooper Carlisle

A name for a amazing and handsome guy. I know he does not believe that he is perfect in every way but i know deep down he believes it well at least i hope he does because it is the truth. This guy has put up with my crazy annoying self for almost 7 months now. I love him with all my heart and I always will. I promise.

I LOVE YOU DALTON, MY KING, MY BEAST, MY EVERYTHING.

Dalton Cooper Carlisle you are perfect in every way i love you.

by SDB DALTON'S QUEEN October 2, 2018

Cooper

Such a fucking loser

Dad: Hey son you are such a Cooper
Son: I hate my life

by Ribzypooh March 13, 2019

Pull a Cooper

To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.

Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!

by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021

Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

Coopering

Where one shits them self due to extreme stress.

Hey man this math test looks hard. I know it look really har -- do you smell that?
Yeah I think that guy over there is coopering

by Daxreapper July 6, 2018